what if its not new year today?

Since the start of yesterday, on 31 of december 2008, I have been waiting for an idiot/joker/clown to come tell the world that 'hey! we just missed the new year you dorks. New year's day was 3 days ago.'

for whatever reasons this joker might come up with, eg. calculation error. that we used to think that the year is 365 and 1 quarter days. But in fact, it might only be 365 and 1 eighth day. who knows! and we might already have missed the bloody countdown and even new year's day.

I just cant wait for this idiot to prove all the dorks who are celebrating new year's day wrong.